Sunday, January 16, 2011

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moon or what I call "The fiasco"

The title says it all.

Cinépolis I'm off to watch a movie waiting to pass the time, but instead, I get a mess of 92 minutes that ended up costing me more than a hundred pesos.



Here goes the plot, if they expect to see, do not know if it is convenient to read as follows.

The film is set today in Los Angeles, the main characters are a photographer and visual artist apparent a vile graffiti and his girlfriend a few scenes later discovers she is pregnant, who came to celebrate the birthday of an apparent ... "Rapper? I do not know the truth, was a subject that was expensive and the money of a rapper as well as the classic harem of a rapper, I guess I was a rapper.



super are resting after party, where balls magically lights coming from the sky (first thing that struck me as unoriginal as it reminded me rallos that were described in The War of the Worlds HG Wells entertaining book by the way ...) begin to abduct people, using some kind of mental control, they are exalted veins or and then sucked * plop * and film actors are aware of all because they have a telescope in the department, whose original purpose was to spy on neighbors.



Those things suck apparently, are the second most unoriginal thing in the movie. According to a review I read, it was as if were to take Transformers to Independence Day, but I went to the geek side is possible and what I saw as it were to take the creatures of The War of the Worlds with Yuuzhang Vong of the Universe Star Wars Expanded ...



So these bugs, which ... now that I think, I also sentinels remind Matrix, eat people tearing their heads, comiéndoles the brain, or zombie types, and feeding his own brain blue.



Those who remain in the department, the graffiti artist and his girlfriend, rapper and his two little boys, are motivated by the graffiti to the following: take a couple of cars and run like girls to the dock for rapper to reach the yacht, and, yes, try it, but barely come out of the building when something viscous, Putrefax that reminded me of Magic: The Gathering, published in Scars of Mirrodin ... However, according to the film, the slimy frog creature takes the rapper and one of his wives and eats them * again *. plop




Here they were joined by the manager of the building, a Latino man who ... boring.

All girls are back as the rapper's department to take refuge, knowing that if they see the lights of loading the clown, if you see the monsters tentacles, the total load and the clown are all hopeless, when a series of aircraft army come to kick ass slimy octopus space, and a well made action scenes, it looks like the drivers are dying one by one, but one (which was apparently trained in the Jedi Academy) launches its last time an atomic bomb that goes directly to the mothership.



the Mothership falls from a huge cloud of smoke and tearfully our players, they believe they have saved ...



... deluded ...

The graffiti artist who now has an uncanny ability to understand his friends aliens, seen through the telescope and the mothership is rebuilding.



Finally, after boring scenes where the manager and the graffiti fight over what to do now, this guy convinces his girlfriend to go because some soldiers came to the roof and maybe they can rescue .

Then go to the roof, are to rescue them when the frog eats the helicopter, and then give the military a couple of bazukasos and kill ... Well, in between, an octopus arrives and tries to eat the girl of graffiti, but this gives you some Caqué and appeased.



Also, while this happens, the manager of the building is given a personal shot with another giant frog and try to scorch, but not before saying "I'll see you in hell you son of a bitch" and then there an explosion that burned half the frog, but that does not kill ...

Well, in the roof, graffiti and his girlfriend try to escape from the same frog and miraculously, a F15 appears on the scene to shoot and attack, but the plane is shot down and will crash into the building, dropped a few inches of them two and rebounds into the frog, eliminating it completely. That scene was a vicious blow job.

A huge ship comes toward them, the blue light appears, the veins will appear and in a terribly hollywoodezca scene, as are abducted, they kiss.

Inside the ship, she wakes up and shout as it is surrounded by people, including his partner and he plays the pleasant experience of watching a tentacle eats the head and then throws the body ... it, a larger tentacle kidnaps because he realizes she is pregnant, and they have it in a special chamber where it seems that I want to make an alien end abortion.

following is definitely the most idiotic of the film:

brains were torn from the heads of victims, will give a kind of tentacle food delivery, then the frogs are waiting for their food and there are three frogs in a row, the first and second two brains eaten yomi yomi * blue *, but the third, he plays a red brain, and when he eats, is owned by the brain magically red, which is reportedly the boyfriend and when the girl takes control of the frog, the site starts out of hand.

runs to where his wife, out of hand that other camera with octopus and tentacles and placed in front of her and patting her belly and then she realizes he is her boyfriend and came to save, then a series of octopuses appear from nowhere when following scene, the film ends.

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